And Thus I Began...

Don't we do it all? Acting with on impulse? Sure, we all do. It's even what I'm doing right now. Yes, I'm writing this blog on impulse. Why? Easy. If you are not a king, a president, a popstar or a dictator somewhere there, I guess I'm someone just like you. I have tons of things to say and too few listeners. So, as the mighty me decided to have more listeners, I began to this blog! How genius of me!

Are you like this already?

So, if you still didn't just closed this page rolling your eyes shall we begin already?

Don't you hate those "Oh, I know it all. I'm so smart and grown up." types of kids? Well, I hate them. C'mon! You are just a child. You SUPPOSED TO BE STUPID. You shouldn't speak about the education system or something, you should speak about how you will fight with sharks, or catch drug dealers when you grow up. Stop acting!

My dear readers, I can proudly announce that I was a proper child: a stupid one.

One day, I escaped from home. But to make it stupider, I escaped totally involuntary. You see, my only intention was to visit an aunt who lived nearby. It was very early in the morning, I got up and decided that I missed that aunt of mine. So instead of waiting for her to come (because she came to our house very frequantly) I decided to go to her. My mother was sleeping. But of course, as the good girl I was, I wouldn't wake her up just to inform that I was leaving. No no, that would be totally selfish and assholish. So I left a not which pretty looked like this:

You see, I had just finished elementary one. After writing it, I left that note next to my sleeping mom and left. You can guess the rest; Mom didn't see the note and the big panic began! Every one was up and calling the little Luna who mysteriously dissappeared. After hours of searching they found me and I found out in a dissappointement that they didn't see my note at all! On the top of that when I show my mother the note, she replied: "Whaa? That's illegible!" Ah, my wounded ego...

So, since then, whenever a hero of a film leaves leaving a note behind, I pay pure attention to see where he puts the note. Because from my experience I can easly say that if you want your note to be seen, you must leave it on a big empty table and preferably draw very big arrows which points out the note. You can use ketchup for the arrows, or if you hate the person you are leaving, put the note on a antique table and draw arrows with a permanent marker. Don't worry you are doing a good deed! You are making sure that nobody gets crazy worrying about you. And by the way, films where the hero doesn't do like I told and where the others find the note are bullshit!